Crayon Wizard T-Shirts

Artistic Prodigy

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"I love your work!"

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Computer operator welding machine.

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Toddler restaurants

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

Crayo-Blah

"Crayons again?"

Divine Intervention

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

Abstract Paintings.

Funky Facts:Schools.

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

"What do we have to do to get some more crayons over here?"

"Hi honey, how was work?"

'They hired me to work on a ceramic engine.'

"So you're into pointillism."

Paul Gaugin