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'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

The Origami Society...

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"I love your work!"

Patents office.

Pea green

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

Toddler restaurants

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

Crayo-Blah

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

"Crayons again?"

"High time!"

'Did you just curdle?'

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

'I always considered myself more of a butter-fly'

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

"What do we have to do to get some more crayons over here?"

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"

"What was she thinking?!?"

"Hi honey, how was work?"

Blondes have more fun

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"