Crayon Aficionado Gifts

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

The Origami Society...

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"I love your work!"

Patents office.

Pea green

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink, Oh, doc, I'm so depressed..."

Toddler restaurants

"Crayons again?"

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Crayo-Blah

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"High time!"

'Did you just curdle?'

"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

"What do we have to do to get some more crayons over here?"

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

'I always considered myself more of a butter-fly'

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

"What was she thinking?!?"

"Hi honey, how was work?"