Cannon Aficionado Gifts

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

The Lawman

"You know damn well what noise!"

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

The colonel's daughter, with a gun

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Guns n Ammo: Miss November.

Pistols at dawn.

A bird crash.

"You must be the cannon cleaner."

'I'm retiring to spend more time with my military assault weapons.'

"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

'Safest way to travel my back side

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

'He got game.'

'...and not only that, but air trapped between a retriever's dense coat and his body insulates him from even the most frigid water...are you listening, Ben?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. IV

Military man wins shooting gallery game at carnival.

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

Light Artillery

The Law of the Pistol - Wartime