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Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"You know damn well what noise!"

The Lawman

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

The colonel's daughter, with a gun

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Guns n Ammo: Miss November.

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Pistols at dawn.

'Safest way to travel my back side

"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

A bird crash.

'I'm retiring to spend more time with my military assault weapons.'

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

'He got game.'

'...and not only that, but air trapped between a retriever's dense coat and his body insulates him from even the most frigid water...are you listening, Ben?'

Military man wins shooting gallery game at carnival.

Just preparation for my business trip to Africa next month...

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

'Hold it! That's my coffee thermos.'

The Law of the Pistol - Wartime

Light Artillery

"Well, I'll be. You don't see that every day."