Cannonball Aficionado Gifts

"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

The Perfect Cannonball

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

The final section of the U.S. Naval Academy exam.

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Pistols at dawn.

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

"You must be the cannon cleaner."

A bird crash.

"I put in a full day with the big cats, Kasmer. I need a sympathetic human cannonball I can come home to."

Hitting a Brick Wall.

Light Artillery

Battle.

'Closer... closer...'

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

'I can't understand why no one came to our housewarming.'

'Say hello to your mother...'

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

'It's a U-boat...on a key chain.'

Mr. Popularity.

Early starter gun development

If you're going to scream every time a kid yells cannonball, you're not coming with me anymore.

Normally, Ruby's timing was excellent.

When Billy-Bob returned from the gun shop, some idiot had parked so close he couldn't get into his car - for whar proved to be the last time.

Hunting with a Ray Gun: Charred Trophies.