Human Cannonball Enthusiast Gifts

Normally, Ruby's timing was excellent.

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

The Perfect Cannonball

Davos

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"I didn't even get a balloon."

Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

Lighthouse

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Balloon ski lift

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

Clown Hunting

'This jury will disregard the donuts and festive decorations provided by the defense.'

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

The Joust

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

Bee Mine

'Sorry, Mr. Reed. We thought we had a great new house-moving technique until the wind shifted.'

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

"I put in a full day with the big cats, Kasmer. I need a sympathetic human cannonball I can come home to."

"You wait...this is only the start...believe me I do very good starts."

"You must be the cannon cleaner."

"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"

Hitting a Brick Wall.

"Another miss, sir."

Battle.

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."