Cannonballer Gifts

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Closer... closer...'

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

The Perfect Cannonball

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"

"I put in a full day with the big cats, Kasmer. I need a sympathetic human cannonball I can come home to."

"You must be the cannon cleaner."

Hitting a Brick Wall.

'To prepare for our hostile takeover, Bentley here, has arranged for us to have an old-fashioned snowball fight.'

Battle.

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

Light Artillery

'I can't understand why no one came to our housewarming.'

"Another miss, sir."

'Say hello to your mother...'

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

"I see Daddy's back from the gun show."

Mr. Popularity.

"First one to eleven."

Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!

Early starter gun development

If you're going to scream every time a kid yells cannonball, you're not coming with me anymore.

"It's been quite the conversation piece. . . or not."

Normally, Ruby's timing was excellent.

'Yes, the cannon is loaded, and yes, I would like seconds.'

Diving Cannon