Cannonballer Pillows

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Closer... closer...'

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

The Perfect Cannonball

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"

"I put in a full day with the big cats, Kasmer. I need a sympathetic human cannonball I can come home to."

Hitting a Brick Wall.

'To prepare for our hostile takeover, Bentley here, has arranged for us to have an old-fashioned snowball fight.'

Battle.

Light Artillery

'I can't understand why no one came to our housewarming.'

"Another miss, sir."

'Say hello to your mother...'

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

"First one to eleven."

Mr. Popularity.

"I see Daddy's back from the gun show."

Early starter gun development

"It's been quite the conversation piece. . . or not."

Normally, Ruby's timing was excellent.

'Yes, the cannon is loaded, and yes, I would like seconds.'

'Look at that jump,like he was shot out of a cannon.'

Diving Cannon

"Try the beanball, kid. If it doesn't stop 'em, it might sloe 'em down."

"After so many police quit or got sick we had to have a new plan to keep the capitol safe!"