Cannonball Commuter Gifts

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

The Perfect Cannonball

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

Play Rush Hour

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention for fifteen hours?"

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'It's okay. I can telecommute.'

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

'Like I really needed to get caught in a tractor beam'

"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"

Man on bike

"I put in a full day with the big cats, Kasmer. I need a sympathetic human cannonball I can come home to."

'Let's face it - home shopping catalogues are marketed at old people...' - '...but with a bit of lateral thinking they could easily target busy young professionals.' - 'These 'bathing wipes', for example, mean I can now wash my lower half on the way to wo

'I don't know what the problem is. I've been using electric cars for years!'

Hitting a Brick Wall.

'Closer... closer...'

Battle.

"I think I'm getting road rage."

"Unfinished business used to mean going back as a ghost. Now, thanks to the Web, you can work from here."

'Say hello to your mother...'

"My business model is the same as my drinking model."

Mr. Popularity.

"I'll be glad when this cycle-to-work craze is over."

Normally, Ruby's timing was excellent.

'Look at that jump,like he was shot out of a cannon.'

Diving Cannon

Air Bus Stop