Playground Commuter Gifts

'I don't know what the problem is. I've been using electric cars for years!'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Swinging

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Packed like sardines

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Is Driving Doomed?

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"First snowman?"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Recess does things to a man."

Commutobile

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'