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'I don't know what the problem is. I've been using electric cars for years!'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Hi-yah!"

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Swinging

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Packed like sardines

Commutobile

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Scarf puts hat back on.

"First snowman?"

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Recess does things to a man."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Imagination