Cannonball Commuter T-Shirts

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

The Perfect Cannonball

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

Play Rush Hour

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention for fifteen hours?"

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'It's okay. I can telecommute.'

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

'Like I really needed to get caught in a tractor beam'

"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"

Man on bike

"I put in a full day with the big cats, Kasmer. I need a sympathetic human cannonball I can come home to."

'Let's face it - home shopping catalogues are marketed at old people...' - '...but with a bit of lateral thinking they could easily target busy young professionals.' - 'These 'bathing wipes', for example, mean I can now wash my lower half on the way to wo

'I don't know what the problem is. I've been using electric cars for years!'

Hitting a Brick Wall.

'Closer... closer...'

Battle.

"I think I'm getting road rage."

"Unfinished business used to mean going back as a ghost. Now, thanks to the Web, you can work from here."

'Say hello to your mother...'

"My business model is the same as my drinking model."

Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!

Mr. Popularity.

If you're going to scream every time a kid yells cannonball, you're not coming with me anymore.

"I'll be glad when this cycle-to-work craze is over."

Normally, Ruby's timing was excellent.

'Look at that jump,like he was shot out of a cannon.'

Diving Cannon

Air Bus Stop