Aspiring Cannonballer T-Shirts

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

The Perfect Cannonball

The Amateur Golfer

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"You know damn well what noise!"

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

"I put in a full day with the big cats, Kasmer. I need a sympathetic human cannonball I can come home to."

"You must be the cannon cleaner."

"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"

"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

Hitting a Brick Wall.

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

'Closer... closer...'

Light Artillery

Battle.

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

'Say hello to your mother...'

Man reading 'Golf Made Easy' book.

Mr. Popularity.

Cowboy.

Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!

"Remember to keep your head down."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XI

Early starter gun development

If you're going to scream every time a kid yells cannonball, you're not coming with me anymore.

Normally, Ruby's timing was excellent.

'Look at that jump,like he was shot out of a cannon.'