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Mr. Popularity.

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Balloon drip.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

The Perfect Cannonball

Balloon dog poos.

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

Balloon dog training

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"Balloon animals $5.00"

"You know damn well what noise!"

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

Clown's In and Out Trays.

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

clown fish

Animal rescue center

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

Clown walking his balloon dog.

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

Clown umbilical cord is made of party balloons.

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Could you direct me to the balloon animal enclosure?'

'Hexcuse me, Hofficer, as the Silly Season started yet?'

Just another day at Helium Farm

Lionel Messi

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

'Look, Spike! Now, there's a real party animal!'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Man with balloon dog meets dog with balloon man.

"I could do that."

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

"Is he allergic to latex?"