Cannonball Diver T-Shirts

'Look at that jump,like he was shot out of a cannon.'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

The Perfect Cannonball

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

Travellers

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

"I put in a full day with the big cats, Kasmer. I need a sympathetic human cannonball I can come home to."

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"

Hitting a Brick Wall.

Battle.

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

An eagle catches springboard diver.

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

'Closer... closer...'

Here, There, Everywhere.

Spiro & Pusho and the empty pool

'Say hello to your mother...'

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

Mr. Popularity.

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

The textural omnivore.

Deep sea diving problems.

Normally, Ruby's timing was excellent.

"The arch! Work the arch!!"