Cannonball Diver T-Shirts

'Look at that jump,like he was shot out of a cannon.'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

The Perfect Cannonball

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"You know damn well what noise!"

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

Travellers

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"

"I put in a full day with the big cats, Kasmer. I need a sympathetic human cannonball I can come home to."

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

Hitting a Brick Wall.

'Closer... closer...'

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

Battle.

An eagle catches springboard diver.

Jello in the diving pool.

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

Here, There, Everywhere.

Spiro & Pusho and the empty pool

'Say hello to your mother...'

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

The textural omnivore.

Mr. Popularity.

If you're going to scream every time a kid yells cannonball, you're not coming with me anymore.

Deep sea diving problems.

Normally, Ruby's timing was excellent.