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Battle.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Bribes for Jabs

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Alien attack in the 1950s

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

UP Again: Housing Prices.

'Big advantage!!'

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

Mean Sheriff.

No caption. (A cat with the appearance of a child holds a balloon with a bird inside).

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

Captain Pointy No.58 - The Ray proof Vest bluff backfired badly

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

The Gun that made the West feel good about itself

"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"

'A cocoon? Boy, he is having a mid-life crisis!'

'You're an arms salesman?'

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

How many times do I have to remind you to empty your pockets before doing laundry?

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

"I put in a full day with the big cats, Kasmer. I need a sympathetic human cannonball I can come home to."