Cannonball Adventure Gifts

Hitting a Brick Wall.

The Perfect Cannonball

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

A series of Exit signs.

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"

"I put in a full day with the big cats, Kasmer. I need a sympathetic human cannonball I can come home to."

"You must be the cannon cleaner."

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

Rapunzel

'Swiss family Robinson.'

Premier Cru

Battle.

Light Artillery

'Closer... closer...'

'Say hello to your mother...'

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

Mr. Popularity.

Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!

Early starter gun development

If you're going to scream every time a kid yells cannonball, you're not coming with me anymore.

Hedgehog reading a horror book is about to get a scare from a popping balloon.

Normally, Ruby's timing was excellent.

'Look at that jump,like he was shot out of a cannon.'

"George has had it with traffic."

Diving Cannon

"He was a man of high caliber and we will all miss him greatly."