Cannonball Enthusiast Gifts

Diving Cannon

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

The Perfect Cannonball

East End Maps.

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Pistols at dawn.

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

A bird crash.

"I put in a full day with the big cats, Kasmer. I need a sympathetic human cannonball I can come home to."

"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"

"You must be the cannon cleaner."

Hitting a Brick Wall.

Battle.

'I can't understand why no one came to our housewarming.'

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

East End Maternity Hospital - "It's a barrow boy."

'Closer... closer...'

Light Artillery

'Say hello to your mother...'

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

Mr. Popularity.

Early starter gun development

If you're going to scream every time a kid yells cannonball, you're not coming with me anymore.

Normally, Ruby's timing was excellent.

'Look at that jump,like he was shot out of a cannon.'

Hunting with a Ray Gun: Charred Trophies.