Cannon Enthusiast Gifts

Early starter gun development

"You must be the cannon cleaner."

Light Artillery

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

The Lawman

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"You know damn well what noise!"

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

Gun Ego

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'Hell of a recoil, Bob!'