Firing Enthusiast Gifts

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Gun laws US

Woman escapes with cats.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

The Lawman

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

Gun Ego

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

The man who discovered smoke

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."