Cannon Enthusiast Mugs

Early starter gun development

Light Artillery

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

The Lawman

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"You know damn well what noise!"

"Bang!"

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Gun Ego

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

Ancient Weapons

'Hell of a recoil, Bob!'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'