Shooting Enthusiast Mugs

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"Especially modified you say..."

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

The Lawman

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

Gun Ego

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'Hell of a recoil, Bob!'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets