Crayon Artist At Heart Gifts

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Bright Idea

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Thinking outside of the box

"Could you keep still?"

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"I love your work!"

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

An idea box in a shower

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

Patents office.

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

'We made something greater than sliced bread, we built a better mousetrap...are we resting on our laurels?'

Now that I've written the book, could you put in a good word with the sales team's muse?

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink, Oh, doc, I'm so depressed..."

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

Keyboard player

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

Toddler restaurants

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

Crayo-Blah

"This is what happens when we don't practice social distancing."