Crayon Colorist Gifts

Funky Facts:Schools.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"I love your work!"

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

RBG, RGB, CMYK

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink, Oh, doc, I'm so depressed..."

Toddler restaurants

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

"Crayons again?"

'It's just a first draft.'

"The adult coloring books are a big hit."

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

"This is what happens when we don't practice social distancing."

Crayo-Blah

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"We've read your crime-thriller novel and have decided to publish it. As a coloring book."

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

"Do you want to sign this legislation now Senator, or wait till you finish coloring Goofy's silly pants?"

I thought you might want to color it in. Color chalk. 1 1 1 2 1 1 4 4 5 5

"Look, mom! I'm learning to color between the lines!"

"What do we have to do to get some more crayons over here?"