Crayon Artist Gifts

"Everyone's gone digital. I'm still old school."

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

Where Jelly Beans Come From...

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"I love your work!"

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Frank Zappa

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink, Oh, doc, I'm so depressed..."

Toddler restaurants

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

Crayo-Blah

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

"Crayons again?"

"This is what happens when we don't practice social distancing."

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

"What do we have to do to get some more crayons over here?"

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

Funky Facts:Schools.

"Hi honey, how was work?"

"I'm afraid the writing is on the wall..."

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Many happy returns!"

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"