Crayon Fanatic Gifts

"Crayons again?"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

No jay walking.

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

Child hooking into a television

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

'Happy now?'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Joseph and his coat

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

"You have perhaps only. . . six hundred months to live!!!"

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

'How now, brown cow?'

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

Printers

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink, Oh, doc, I'm so depressed..."

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

After this embarrassing incident, the woman who lived in a shoe finally checked herself into odor-eaters anonymous.

One giant bark for dogkind.

"Well, all the qualifications are here; 'sit', 'stay', 'roll over', 'beg'…."

Reigning Cats and Dogs

Eggs portrayed in different art media.