Crayon Fanatic Pillows

"Crayons again?"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

No jay walking.

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Child hooking into a television

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Joseph and his coat

"You have perhaps only. . . six hundred months to live!!!"

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Printers

Knight

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

After this embarrassing incident, the woman who lived in a shoe finally checked herself into odor-eaters anonymous.

One giant bark for dogkind.

"Well, all the qualifications are here; 'sit', 'stay', 'roll over', 'beg'…."

Reigning Cats and Dogs