Crayon Connoisseur Pillows

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Crayo-Blah

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'Yes, can I help you?'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

bird interprets modern art

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"He's an abstract artist."

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

Dog Walker

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."