Clay Connoisseur Pillows

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Instructional guide to scribbling

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Dog Walker

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Shaved Ice

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

About the potter.

"You know damn well what noise!"

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

William Wallace and Gromit

Pottery

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

"It turns out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

Crayo-Blah

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

Potter

A man carves a totem pole

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

"I wish I could do hands..."

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."