Clay Connoisseur Mugs

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Instructional guide to scribbling

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

Dog Walker

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Shaved Ice

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

About the potter.

"You know damn well what noise!"

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Pottery

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Crayo-Blah

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

Potter

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

A man carves a totem pole

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

"I wish I could do hands..."

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

'Watch that one, he'll make mugs of us all.'