Crayon Lover Gifts

"Hi honey, how was work?"

British savings accounts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I told you it would be useful.'

Seagiraffes

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Cariactures

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."