Crayon Wizard Gifts

Artistic Prodigy

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"I love your work!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Computer operator welding machine.

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink, Oh, doc, I'm so depressed..."

Toddler restaurants

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

"Crayons again?"

Crayo-Blah

"This is what happens when we don't practice social distancing."

Divine Intervention

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Funky Facts:Schools.

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

Abstract Paintings.

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

"What do we have to do to get some more crayons over here?"

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

"Hi honey, how was work?"

"So you're into pointillism."

Paul Gaugin

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"