Clay Wizard Gifts

'They hired me to work on a ceramic engine.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

D.I.Y

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

About the potter.

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Pottery

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

I love Pottery.

Potter

Chef creates a self-portrait cake.

'Just time to dash out a short masterpiece...'

CIA, 'I'm suspended for three months? Great! -- it'll give me time to work on my book!'

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

Chemical Company - Organic Division/Inorganic Division

'Watch that one, he'll make mugs of us all.'

"It's the thought that counts, I guess."

"Today we'll be exploring basic wheel throwing techniques as well as skimming the surface of our collective male resentment."

Garden Centre - "...she thinks she's getting a mink coat!"

"We want to build bridges!"

'So how are the pottery classes going hon?'

"Last month's fire drill was pretty alarming for all of us actually."

Business problems in the cloud

Self raising flour

'It's a cement mixer.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'My coach likes me to hit a few balls for her to warm up.'