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"Everyone's gone digital. I'm still old school."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"I love your work!"

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Toddler restaurants

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

"Crayons again?"

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

Crayo-Blah

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

Funky Facts:Schools.

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

"What do we have to do to get some more crayons over here?"

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

"Hi honey, how was work?"

"Many happy returns!"

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

He was notoriously quick on the draw