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"I love your work!"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"He's an abstract artist."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

The Sculptor

Punkins

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink, Oh, doc, I'm so depressed..."

Toddler restaurants

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

Crayo-Blah

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

"Crayons again?"

"This is what happens when we don't practice social distancing."

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Funky Facts:Schools.

Ice Sculpting Class.

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

"What do we have to do to get some more crayons over here?"

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

Child builds themselves a sled.

"Hi honey, how was work?"

Where Jelly Beans Come From...