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'Watch that one, he'll make mugs of us all.'

About the potter.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Rubbish and Everest

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

Toddler restaurants

Pottery

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Artisanal Pottery

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

'He believes in making a good impression.'

"What do we have to do to get some more crayons over here?"

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

Greek Vase

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.