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Falling well before Pliocene or Pleistocene Epochs, the Plasticine Period was regarded as a difficult time for anyone who was not called Gumby or his Pony Pal Pokey.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Model Building

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

About the potter.

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

Pottery

Artisanal Pottery

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

Potter

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

'Bring a few home - We've got nothing for dinner!'

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

Pinocchio's pinewood derby car won by a nose.

'Watch that one, he'll make mugs of us all.'

"So son, this is the no-fly zone I was telling you about: although they are trying to shoot clay pigeons, it is safer to avoid the area altogether..."

"It's the thought that counts, I guess."

She collected ceramic pigs. Only one so far, but even that was one too many.

"Today we'll be exploring basic wheel throwing techniques as well as skimming the surface of our collective male resentment."

Replica Battle Set - Pub Fight Figures

Paper aeroplane flying in front of an aeroplane.

How the Moon was formed.

Model Shop

"He's friendly, but the class is tough."

'Model Aircraft.'