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“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"Today we'll be exploring basic wheel throwing techniques as well as skimming the surface of our collective male resentment."

"Last month's fire drill was pretty alarming for all of us actually."

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

About the potter.

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Toddler restaurants

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

Artisanal Pottery

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

'He believes in making a good impression.'

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

"What do we have to do to get some more crayons over here?"

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.