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Pottery class for pensioners.

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“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"Today we'll be exploring basic wheel throwing techniques as well as skimming the surface of our collective male resentment."

"Last month's fire drill was pretty alarming for all of us actually."

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

About the potter.

Unfinished Masterpiece.

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink, Oh, doc, I'm so depressed..."

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

William Wallace and Gromit

Toddler restaurants

Artisanal Pottery

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

'He believes in making a good impression.'

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'