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"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"I love your work!"

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

About the potter.

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

William Wallace and Gromit

Pottery

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

I love Pottery.

Potter

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

'They hired me to work on a ceramic engine.'

'Watch that one, he'll make mugs of us all.'

"It's the thought that counts, I guess."

How the Moon was formed.

Turkey draws picture of a human.

"Today we'll be exploring basic wheel throwing techniques as well as skimming the surface of our collective male resentment."

'So how are the pottery classes going hon?'

"He's friendly, but the class is tough."

Toys and Games. When you told me to order play dough, did you mean modeling compound or Monopoly money?

Falling well before Pliocene or Pleistocene Epochs, the Plasticine Period was regarded as a difficult time for anyone who was not called Gumby or his Pony Pal Pokey.

'It's a cement mixer.'

"Last month's fire drill was pretty alarming for all of us actually."

Pottery class for pensioners.

Harry/Hairy Potter Film

'He says he's found a niche in the market, just think. . . there probably adorning someones mantlepiece by now.'