Sand Wizard T-Shirts

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

D.I.Y

'You can't come in here with that.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Building giant sand pies.

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

"Thanks again, kid!"

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'Boat Launch'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Club DJ.

Computer whisperer.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

Headless Horserider uses a computer

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"It's baaaack!"