Sand Wizard Prints

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

D.I.Y

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Building giant sand pies.

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Emma Watson

"Thanks again, kid!"

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

'Boat Launch'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Club DJ.

Computer whisperer.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

Headless Horserider uses a computer

'Our village cricket club' - Young spinner cleverly positions the field to take a wicket.

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"It's baaaack!"