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"I should take all our old computers, gadgets and phones out of the attic. The ceiling can no longer take the weight."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"I've changed my mind"

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

Quick, bring me a stencil. Banksy's dog.

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

Solar powered defibrillator

"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

"Nice jump, Sergei."

Yes, they've upped their training for the World Cup

'Not again! Perhaps I should only paint ceilings.' (painted into a corner).

'How's it going down at the chapel, Michaelangelo?'

"I came to a sports doctor because I fell off the sofa cheering for a 'March Madness' basketball team."

Football prayers.

"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."

"If you want to turn it off, you just pull this chain until you accidentally turn it back on."

Ceiling Paint stacked next to Deodorant

All right, whose bright idea was it to get a drop ceiling with a ceiling fan?

"Very clever, but he´s not coming to Australia with us."

"I just now dreamed I was in bed watching TV."

'Sorry, Roger. I never know when my restless leg syndrome is going to act up.'

"sometimes Eric, you are impossible!"