Ceiling Supporter Pillows

"I should take all our old computers, gadgets and phones out of the attic. The ceiling can no longer take the weight."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"I've changed my mind"

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

Solar powered defibrillator

"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

"Nice jump, Sergei."

'Not again! Perhaps I should only paint ceilings.' (painted into a corner).

'How's it going down at the chapel, Michaelangelo?'

"I came to a sports doctor because I fell off the sofa cheering for a 'March Madness' basketball team."

Football prayers.

"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."

"If you want to turn it off, you just pull this chain until you accidentally turn it back on."

Ceiling Paint stacked next to Deodorant

All right, whose bright idea was it to get a drop ceiling with a ceiling fan?

"Very clever, but he´s not coming to Australia with us."

"I just now dreamed I was in bed watching TV."

"sometimes Eric, you are impossible!"