Ceiling Shatterer Gifts

"The best way to get over a wall is to break through the glass ceiling."

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

"I've just crashed through the 'Glass Ceiling'."

Businesswoman Empowerment

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

'Now it fits.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

Female business.

Statue of Female Executive

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

"I came up through the ranks."

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

Women Business Leaders of Tomorrow Right Now

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

"How could I have problems with female managers? I've got a wife and two daughters!"

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

"Who da man? You da MAN!"

What's this, Ms. Newborn, another of your little 'glass ceiling' protests?

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

Female Boss 6

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

Liberty, equality, sorority.

"Can you even imagine where women would be without the trade union movement...."