Glass Ceiling Smasher Gifts

"Aha! Just as I suspected!"

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

"Your policy of equal pay for equal work is commendable, but my work is superior."

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

"Before you get all bleeding-heart squishy on me, remember this: their glass ceiling is OUR floor!"

"I like 'Cinderella' - it's just that I feel the characters of the stepsisters are underwritten."

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

"What impertinence! You want to be paid as much as the men? Isn't it enough that you're treated as badly as your male colleagues?"

"Stop bitching about Men who make more money than we do for the same work. I'm saving that in case no one gets fresh enough to sue for sexism."

Women's day - place to work.

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

Businesswoman Empowerment

"Hey...if Hillary can do it, so can we!"

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

"It's a disgrace! Ten years ago, I was the only woman on the staff, and today I'm still the only woman on the staff."

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'Now it fits.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

Female business.

Romantic Glass Blower

Statue of Female Executive

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"I came up through the ranks."

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

Women Business Leaders of Tomorrow Right Now