Skyscraper Smasher Gifts

'I like to put my own stamp on the property'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

Male & Female separate company buildings

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

Woman is held back in her career by a male boss

Look out, here comes the old man

Excellent academic and personal qualifications...but I'm afraid your womb lets you down!

"Maybe what's good for Wall Street isn't good for Main Street, but it's great for Tribeca."

The Chrysler Buildinger

Musician hurts his nose.

Other People's Stuff,

Manhattan Cat looking at GE Building

Skeets Champion.

"I like 'Cinderella' - it's just that I feel the characters of the stepsisters are underwritten."

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

Women's day - place to work.

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

Architects and Builders

"What impertinence! You want to be paid as much as the men? Isn't it enough that you're treated as badly as your male colleagues?"

"I've just crashed through the 'Glass Ceiling'."

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

Warranty Void

Workplace Equality in Action