Brick Smasher Gifts

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

Businesswoman Empowerment

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Brickie's Mate

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

'It's a self-build.'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

"Help!"

Big Berts Brickmaking Academy

Look out, here comes the old man

Woman is held back in her career by a male boss

Graffiti like

Musician hurts his nose.

"I like 'Cinderella' - it's just that I feel the characters of the stepsisters are underwritten."

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

Women's day - place to work.

"What impertinence! You want to be paid as much as the men? Isn't it enough that you're treated as badly as your male colleagues?"

"How's your blogging going?"

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

Warranty Void

The Birth of Industrial Espionage. (A caveman peers over a small hill while another caveman smashes a smaller rock with a larger rock.)

"Good. Now punch in your password."

"Stop bitching about Men who make more money than we do for the same work. I'm saving that in case no one gets fresh enough to sue for sexism."