Slot Machine Smasher Gifts

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

Destination casinos...

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

Look out, here comes the old man

Woman is held back in her career by a male boss

General gets a jackpot of medals at the casino slot machine.

Early Micronesian Casino

"Workboy"

Skeets Champion.

"I like 'Cinderella' - it's just that I feel the characters of the stepsisters are underwritten."

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

Sale.

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

Women's day - place to work.

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

Casino. Ask about our frequent take-a-flyer program.

"What impertinence! You want to be paid as much as the men? Isn't it enough that you're treated as badly as your male colleagues?"

Warranty Void

One armed bandit workout.