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"It happens."

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

Slot Machine: Please Go Home

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Addicted gambler.

Slot machine with tip slot.

"The longer we can keep them gambling, the more they lose."

"Geez, those guys on Cloud 9 got slot machines!"

"Excuse me, sir, but do you suppose I could persuade you to leave that machine for just a moment?"

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"Do all your casinos have these?"

Destination casinos...

"But I don't want to go yet, I'm winning. . .I'm ahead almost three dollars!"

'Let me explain what's meant by Winning a Free Game!'

Winning cherries,

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'There's never one around when you need one!'

He dropped ten quid.

Bartender: 'Take it from me buddy,stay clear of that one.She's only interested in your money.'

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

General gets a jackpot of medals at the casino slot machine.

One armed bandit workout.

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'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'Well, that's 3 of my 7-a-day.'

He dropped twenty quid! You helping him look for it? Nah. I'm standing on it.

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

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I.O.U.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

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